If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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