no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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