At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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