omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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