Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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