Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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