Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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