i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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