We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Randomize
