it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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