They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
