can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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