I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
