JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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