Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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