Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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