we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
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