Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
he thought i was a dude.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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