So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
