You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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