This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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