Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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