This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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