My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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