why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
COCAINE IS GR8
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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