I will die if light touches me.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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