He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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