He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
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Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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