I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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