yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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