At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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