Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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