piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
