I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize
