I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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