what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
