Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
