U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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