I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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