How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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