Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
