i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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