turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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