I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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