Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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