i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
