Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
im holly from the hills drunk
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
No more Irish car bombs ever.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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