Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
