I'm drive I can fine osifer
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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