Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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